Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits…
Who’s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...
Doesn’t It Annoy You When…
…there’s a car alarm nearby that goes on for hours and the owner is...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Wide Load
You know you’re a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Freedom Cost Him An Arm
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense:”My client merely...
Perfect Girlfriend
I recently attended a meeting of the International Singles Club here in Silicon Valley....
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...