Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant…
Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that...
If a vegetarian eats vegetables…
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Iowa Taxidermist in Alabama
This guy walks into a bar in Alabama and orders a white wine. Everybody...
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the…
Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A:...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
What causes people to have arthritis?
|A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...