Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says…
Magnussen goes to a marriage counselor and says, “My wife isn’t as much fun...
Siamese Twins in England
Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.
The Blonde at School
Day1:A blonde comes home from school and says to her mum,”We learned how to...
Dairy Queen
How did Dairy Queen (U.S. restaurant) get Pregnant?Burger King showed her it’s Whopper.
What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Baggers and Juicers
A boy was bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the store installed a...
OLD NEVER DIES 8
|OLD KIDS never die, they just grow upOLD KNIGHTS IN CHAIN MAIL never die,...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...