Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000
Noah’s Ark…If it happened in 2000And the Lord spoke to Noah and said “In...
No Parking
This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain...
Elton John
Why did Elton John wear a nicotine patch on his penis?Because he was trying...
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were…
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on...
Buying the Farm…
A city slicker wanted to buy a farm. He found just what he was...
Ultra dumb people 01
The incredibly dumb ATT fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked...
Kermit the Frog
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What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Breaking into a house
|A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who...