My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!
Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.
Signs your cow has mad-cow disease.
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
The Shoplifter…
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive...
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife…
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in- law. One evening,...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
The results of a government study
|For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...