Four Words
Four words guaranted to destroy a man’s ego:”Is it in yet?”
Rules for Cats
Basic Rules for Cats Who Have a House to Run1. CHAIRS AND RUGS: If...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
The Six-pack!
Three guys were working on a high rise building project: Steve, Bill and Charlie....
Warning labels
If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor,...
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?
How many body builders does it take to change a light bulb?Nine. One to...
Bill Clinton in Hell
Bill Clinton dies and goes to hell. Satan is giving him a VIP tour,...
The Brass Rat
A man walked into a curio store and was looking around. After awhile, he...
CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA
Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress...