Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
mouse’s favorite record?
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1,000 lawyers…
What do you call 1,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?A good start!
Tree Talk
Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.A small...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Taking Temperature
This guy took his nymphomaniac wife to the sex therapist for treatment.”This is one...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Airlines running operating systems
|Here are some basic descriptions of what may happen if airplanes had different operating...