What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?
What do you call a man with his right hand in a sharks mouth?Lefty.
How are husbands like lawn mowers?
How are husbands like lawn mowers?They’re hard to get started, they emit noxious odors,...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar…
A gent spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes upand starts small...
The locked up car keys…yee-haa!
A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Could you please pass…
The nervous young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances on their wedding...