You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
What is sicker than sick?
What’s sicker than sick?masturbating with your grandma’s ashes under your foreskin….
Getting a date.
There was a loser who couldn’t get a date. He went to a bar...
Requesting a three day pass
|An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass....
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Kennedys, light bulbs
How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four – one to...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
A little sports match
“…And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,Christians Nothing. We’ll be...
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...