At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador…
At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to the Japanese ambassador and whispered,...
Respectfully Cheating
Jack and Betty are celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary. “Betty, I was wondering —...
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
Shift Key FAQ
Q. My shift keys have little arrows on them. Does that mean the *real*...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
The Borg versus Microsoft
|Picard “Mr. LaForge, have you had any success with your attempts at finding a...
File Your Nails
Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody...
Some Blonde Joke Quickies
**********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets...
Sneezes
A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane. After...
billy’s father is a lawyer
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....