Pronounce it please!
Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Vampire Bat
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and...
Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Great Reasons To Be A Guy
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. Your orgasms are real....
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
So in love
Clem pulled over the car by the side of the road and showed Jed...
yesterday’s coffee
She’s like yesterday’s coffee — a little weak in the bean.
No Fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...