Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Beware of IRS
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly…
An Avon lady was along in an elevator when she suddenly hadto fart. She...
I\\\’m A Curtain
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a curtain. Psychiatrist: Pull yourself together!
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy
1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it’s cute. 3. Who circumcised...