Stupid Insults 2/31
A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard....
Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Humor relating to Iraq
The problem with the Iraqi army is that they were using Russian defense tactics:...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
When I become old
|When I’m a little old lady, then I’ll live with my children and bring...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Santa in Ethiopia
Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He...
Marriage Quotes 1
In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes. –...