Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Your mom is soooo fat…
Your mom is so fat, I can get morning exercise by running around here!
Pinoccio
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio’s nose?”Tell a lie.”
Talk to the judge
|A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer’s tedious arguments, had made numerous rulings...
It Is Woomba
At an international meeting, two surgeons were having an argument. The Indian surgeon was...
Man in pub
A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He...
Embarrassing moments
Embarrassing moments The following are the top three winners of a Most Embarrassing Moments...
I\’d Love To But…(Pt III)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...