Is It Serious?
Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn’t advise you to...
Money talks.
A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you...
Man’s Intention
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?The same urge that...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is for?
What does a lesbian think the string on the end of a tampoon is...
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Maybe next time.
This one little boy in about 4th or 5th grade was trying out for...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Nice Parrot
There was a man who traveled all around the world. Every city he stopped...