Brain Operation
This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
which end of a worm is which
|How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
The Nottingham Forest
|The Nottingham Forest Chairman is considering replacing Big Ron with Steve Davis. Explaining this...
My daughter’s a good girl!
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.