The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
Messed up teeth
Your mama’s teeth are so messed up….i thought her tongue was in jail!
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....
A guy says to a salesgirl…
A guy says to a salesgirl, “I want to buy some toilet paper.”She says,...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
Polak Plane Crash
Did you hear in the news that a 747 recently crashed in a cemetery...
Mixed Emotions
Q. What’s the definition of mixed emotions?A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off...
Abortion Bill
Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...