A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
|On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . ....
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Wedding Pictures
You know you’re a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for your...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm…
One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy...
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Stirring Prescription
Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...