Making cars drive
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
George W Bush meets Moses!
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker…
This guy was walking down a street in Texas and this hooker says, “Say,...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
New scientific element: WOMAN
Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don’t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form....
A tech get drafted!
One of Microsoft Network’s finest support techs was drafted into the Army and sent...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant