The Redneck Capenter…
Some men in a pickup truck drove to a lumber yard.One of the men...
Drinking problem
Buford: Man, have you got a drinking problem! Mongo: The hell I do! Buford:...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
The work qualification test
|Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An...
Counting Sheep
An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor....
Skylights
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are...
Two Brain Cells
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?
Why don’t you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up...
Puppies don’t surf…
Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...