Help Me Ring the Bell
Walking down the street, a man passes a house and notices a little boy...
Panda Bear
What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper...
Cold Hands
Cold Hands There’s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and...
Presidential Election worries
Presidential Election’2000Dear Abby,I am a sailor in the US Coast Guard. My parents live...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Peanuts
Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
God’s Gifts
Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things...
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her skirt?Self-employed