A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Humor about St. Patrick’s Day
|Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a...
Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...
Today is my daughter’s 18th birthday…
I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month,...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
Alcohol as a substitute for a woman
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...