Blind Man
A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang. “Who is...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s...
Why Engineers Don’t Write Recipe Books
|Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1. 532.35 cm3 gluten2. 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33. 4.9 cm3 refined halite4. 236.6...
Drinking on the job!
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics...
New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Race dead candidates
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Things You Never Use
Donna arrived home from work early one day and found her husband, Glen, in...