If Microsoft ran Christmas…
|Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as...
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...
Please Save Her!
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Impaired Vision
A sex therapist was doing research at the local college when one of the...
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...