How to dump a guy
Dear ________,I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...
Fascinating Little Johnny!
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
I Want to Buy That
|A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can...
Cinderella
Why did the baseball coach throw Cinderella off the team?Because she ran away from...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
What Ever Happened to Buckwheat?
Buckwheat from the Little Rascals became a Muslim.Now they call him Kareem of Wheat!