Cookie the Cat’s Resolutions
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A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Favorite Wine
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine?A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new…
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brandnew tennis ball....
Old local blacksmith
|An old blacksmith relized he was soon going to quit working so hard. He...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?Cum on Eileen.
Researching this insect
|A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment. He trained a flea to jump...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...