bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
Caught by alligators
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and…
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?The taste.
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...