Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Early retirement
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement...
A Blind Mans Sport
A Blind Mans Sport A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When...
Why do Farts stink?
Why do Farts stink?So that Deaf people can enjoy them too.
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
A minister was asked by a politician…
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help...
What’s the difference…
Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
I’m going ice fishing!
|A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice...