Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
The Case of the Smoked Cigar
A Charlotte, North Carolina man, having purchased a case of very rare, very expensive...
Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?
Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids?A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for.
Do you go to church?
|A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
The two condoms…
Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says…”You...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Ole/Lena Reveal Unfaithful Moments
After years of marriage, Ole and Lena found themselves in bed one night. Lena...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....