A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
Free meat
It was many years ago since the embarrassing day whena young woman, with a...
What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?
Here’s a gross one:What’s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their...
Not so wise
In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature...
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?
What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind...
What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a…
Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...