An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about…
When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle...
Farts
Q: Why do farts smell?A: So deaf people can enjoy them too.
What is the difference?
Q: What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Your mom is so fat…
Your mom is so fat, that I knew her all my life, and I...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Who Is God?
A confused nine year old boy goes up to his mother and asks, “Is...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Olympic condoms
A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly...