The politically correct Christmas
|On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in...
Snowmen
What do snowmen have that snowwomen don’t?Snowballs!
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Helen Keller’s Baby
Why didn’t Helen Keller ever change her baby?She could find it!
A stuttering problem
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough...
Coach Wants A Raise
The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right...
Interview with Hillary
Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the...
Duck sentence.
TEACHER: “Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.”JOHNNY: “De-feet of DE-duck went...
Stop credit card fraud
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Halloween party time!
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...