Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Pope took a philosophy professor…
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer…
When the man first noticed that his penis was growing longer, he was delighted....
Polak: Build Me A Box
A Polak went to a carpenter and said, “Can you build me a box...
Bad News 2
A man walks into a bar and asks for six shots of vodka. The...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical…
Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a physical, only to find outthat she’s...