Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up
The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Tombstone Epitaph X
The grave of Ellen Shannon in Girard, Pennsylvania is almost a consumertip:Who was fatally...