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How old am I?
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Monica & the Genie!
Monica Lewinsky was walking on the beach when she found a lantern washed up...
Want me to paint for you?
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Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
In the land of Oz
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Clinton is in Heaven
President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. “Who goes there?” inquired St....
Dead Blonde In A Closet
Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Breakfast was my idea
It was George the Mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of...