Macho man!
Typical “macho man” marries a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, lays down...
GOT A LIGHT?
|In a west Texas town, employees in a medium-sized warehouse noticed the smell of...
Why is the government like a prostitute?
Why is the government like a prostitute? Your always getting screwed and you have...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
Man, Woman, Santa?
Q: The perfect man, the perfect woman, and Santa Claus are in a car...
A WOMANS SCHEDULE
A WOMAN’S SCHEDULE1. Get up. 2. Pee. 3. Drink raspberry-cranberry tea. 4. Pee. 5....
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Funniness
Q What`s the difference between engagement and hemaroihds?A When the hemaroihds are over you...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...