Christmas and Hanukkah Merger
Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Betcha $500.00!
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s...
Jokes for the Ladies!
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?A: Single women come home, see...
Why you should learn to use algebra . . .
Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...