Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
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Marriage quotes 04
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Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
Two goldfish are in a tank…
Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:’Do you know how to...
I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...
Why were blondes created?
Q: Why were blondes created?A: Because sheep can’t bring beer from the fridge
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Riddle Of Men
What do men have difficulty retaining?a) a job b) a budget c) a promise...
Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...