What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
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An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Alabama License Application
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The new priest gets drunk!
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak....
Choo-Choo!
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From a Southwest Airlines employee….
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Why were blondes created?
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This tells me that I must be drunk
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