Speeding
A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled...
He is extremely drunk
|Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the...
Married Men’s Magazine
Did you hear about the new men’s magazine that caters exclusively to married men?It’s...
One-legged girl…
What do you call a girl with only one arm and one leg? Eileen!
Virgina Girl
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
This man got his prescription for Viagra…
This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for...
Mailing list users changing light bulbs
|Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light...
A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother