yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
What is the proper weight for an attorney?
What is the proper weight for an attorney?About 3 pounds, …….not counting the urn!
I want to become a politician
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I’ve made a...
The Big Scare
Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his...
Movies changed
|For the first time in many years, a an old man traveled from his...
Serious desease
A distraught patient phoned her doctor’s office. Was ittrue, the woman wanted to know,...
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....
Lawyer Statue
One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...
When should you care for a man’s company?
When should you care for a man’s company?When he owns it.