In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Do you already have a child?
|During the wedding ceremony, when the minister/preacher/priest comes to the part about, “If anyone...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Blonde and the pop machine.
A blonde was standing in front of a pop machine. Her boyfriend looks over...
Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
O’Toole volunteered
|O’Toole volunteered to take care of his numerous children so that Mom could have...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
Boat
You might be a redneck if… Your boat has not left the driveway in...