Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Why a man cannot eat like a bird?
Why can’t a man eat like a bird?Have you ever tried to pick up...
Men Fart More Than Women
Why do men fart more than women?Because women won’t shut up long enough to...
3 Blonde Shorties!
A blonde says to a brunette, ”Excuse me, but each time I sip my...
Farm jokes 02
|What do you get if you all sit under a cow?A pat on the...
Can You See?
Bob: Can you see farther during the day or at night?Joe: During the day...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...
Women Jokes
Q – Why do women have smaller feet than men?? A – So they...
The worm hole!
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves when the little boy sees...