Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:IndubitablyInnovativePreliminaryProliferationCinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
The first client
A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxiousto impress potential clients....
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around…
These two country boys, brothers, were knocking around one lazy summer day and thought...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...