The three wishes
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on...
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to…
This fundamentalist Christian couple felt it important to own an equallyfundamentally Christian pet. So,...
Get Me Out!
There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put...
He Left A Little Space
When God made man,he made him out of string.He had a little left,so he...
Hello
Q: Why didn’t the sanitary pads say hello to the Tampax?A: Because the Tampax...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!
Ways to tell someone they are goofy!
Politically Correct ways to tell someone they are goofy:A few clowns short of a...
Ride ‘em Cowboy!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...