TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up…
An old man and his wife went to the doctor for a check-up. While...
seconds to live
Man walks into the Doctors office. “I have the results of your test and...
Charitable Donation
A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from...
Resume Bloopers
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:–Responsibility makes me nervous.–They insisted that all employees get...
Buried in sand
What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in...
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?
Do you know why there aren’t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and...