Poor Turkey!
When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom...
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom…
Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on...
Clinton Strikes again
The Secret Service got a real scare the other day when someone threw a...
Blonde Braincells
How do blonde’s braincells die??-Alone-
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
Coin Swallowing
Doctor: Nurse, how is that little boy doing, the one who swallowed ten quarters?Nurse:...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...
Raking Leaves
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?A: She fell out...
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...