Types of computer viruses
|Adam and Eve virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.Airline virus:...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
Tombstone Epitaph IX
Tombstone Epitaph:Oops! Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York:Born 1903–Died 1942Looked up the elevator...
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Desert island encounter
This guy is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years.One day,...
Things learned from children…
Some things I’ve learned from my children:Super glue “is” forever.No matter how much Jell-O...
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?
What is the difference between Prince Charles and OJ Simpson?A: Prince Charles’ (ex)wife was...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...