A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him…
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
To be young again…
A man asked his wife, “What would you most like for your birthday?”She said,...
Fireplace
You’re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a...
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Knitting and driving
|A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up...
The “Polish Virus”.
You have just received the “POLISH VIRUS!”As we don’t have any programming experience,this Virus...
On Jeopardy
On Jeopardy…TREBEK: The category is “Political Subversion”. The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...