How many Polish people does it take to milk a cow?
How many polish people does it take to milk a cow?9, four to hold...
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop…
I went past a plastic surgeon’s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson...
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Flying near Athens
|As the plane was flying low over some hills near Athens, a lady asked...
British Rail
|British Rail have decided to start sponsoring Forest. BR think they are a suitable...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!